I-AM-NOT-MARRIED

My name is Reverend Joi Karla Hubert, an I’m writing this note to address several rumors that have been circulating about me, specifically about my personal life. There have been several rumors going around, stating that I am married, and have been married for several years now. I AM NOT MARRIED!!! I am divorced, and have been a divorced single mother for over 10 years. I would like to set the record straight, for those who do not know me personally, and to address this matter with my church members, and sponsors.

Concerning those who have been going around promoting, and perpetuating this lie, I will devour you to the fullest of the law, both civilly; and criminally. In addition, I have full, and complete physical records of my whereabouts, on a daily basis for years, and years, both; past, and present. If there are persons who claim to have been in attendance, or participated in a wedding where myself Reverend Joi Karla Hubert was the bride, one to two, or so years ago, you are a lie, as well; and consider yourself prosecuted, and put on notice of your own civil/criminal devoured situation, also. For those who would hire a look a like, to impersonate me, using my own first, middle, and last name, and attend a wedding as me, you and your own accomplices are at an end, and THAT’S ON YOU FOR SUGGESTING. There is no place on Gods green earth, on this planet, or the next, that I won’t find you, concerning those; who keep lying, about my marital status. I will seek you for all eternity. Finally, I’d like to point out, if I had remarried, it would not be a secret, and my last name would have changed, and it has not changed. I remain The Good Reverend Joi Karla Hubert.

P. S. (I never usually include a post script, but today I feel it is in order, so here it is) For those who keep perpetuating this Joi is married lie, I hope you DIE, out right, like your daddy did. Also, the best thing about your daddy being dead, is this; all I had to do was pray to The Lord of Host, and that Ninja dropped DEAD!!! By the way, there is no punishment for me, and my offspring, Homie, as you are just TOLD ON.

(Psalm 37, 1-40)

Praise The Lord,

Reverend Joi Karla Hubert-SSFM-Pastor